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Before you focus all of your time and money towards establishing a colony on Mars, could one of you tech billionair… https://t.co/GeWhG18VgB

11-Sep-2020

RT @badbanana: You can have my fireworks when you pry them from my cold dead fingers, which are right over there by the sidewalk.

04-Jul-2020

Introducing “Murder Hornets” in May of 2020 is just lazy writing.

04-May-2020

It would really help me out if you all agreed to gain fifteen pounds during quarantine.

02-May-2020

Remember places?

30-Apr-2020