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I feel like Beto O’Rourke understands me. I, too, have only one good shirt.

15-Mar-2019

So add “unwilling to bribe colleges” to the many ways my parents failed me.

12-Mar-2019

In the future, everyone will be White House communications director for 15 minutes.

08-Mar-2019

Giving up Twitter for Lent. I will still read tweets and respond when necessary. And I'll be checking my DMs. And p… https://t.co/8jmYvr7KLA

06-Mar-2019

Turns out this Robert Kraft story didn’t have a happy ending.

22-Feb-2019